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Frank Feldman

A man  walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're
just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he's  a guy who did everything right all
the time. Like my coming along when you  needed a cab, things
happened like that to Frank Feldman every single  time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over  everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He  could
have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros.
He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And
you should have  heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like  he was somebody really special."

Cabbie:  "Oh hell there's more”. He had a memory like a computer. He
remembered  everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which
foods to order, and which  fork to eat it with. And he could fix
anything---. Not like me -I change a fuse,  and the whole street
blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything  right."

Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew  the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
traffic jams. Not like me, I always  seem to get stuck in them. But
Frank, he never made  mistakes, and he  really knew how to treat a
woman and make her feel good. He would never argue  back, even if
she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate,  shoes
highly polished too. He was the perfect man! I never knew him to make
a  mistake! No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An  amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well... I never actually  met Frank.
He died, and I married his wife."
Sept. 13