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Ascension
Thank God for
Ascension in our lives
Am I getting to that age?

I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells
sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walked over
to me and asked, "What brings you in today ?
I looked at her and said,
"I'm interested in buying a refrigerator."
She didn't quite know ho w to respond.

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age
is when you still have something on the ball,
but you are just too tired to bounce it.

When people see a cat's litter box they always say,
"Oh, have you got a cat?"
Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called
in case of an emergency.
I think you should write, "An ambulance.”

The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by
then
your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is to buy a replacement.

Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name
is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words
"The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?"

Aging:   Eventually you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their "odometers."
Not me. I want people to know  why   I look this way. I've
traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.

You know you are getting  old
when everything either dries up or leaks.

Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder
and your hand over my mouth.
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